Overheard in the backyard:
Neighbor kid: Shut up!!!
Luke: Dude, you can't say those words here. This is our house, you know, and you have to live by our rules.
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Me: Luke, it's 8:00, time to turn off your light.
Luke: But, I'm not done reading yet (he had just started reading "Stink" when he got in bed at 7:40)
Me: How much more do you have?
Luke: About half the book.
Me: You can't read it all tonight. Save some for tomorrow.
Luke: But, I just can't stop myself from reading right now.